Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
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