And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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