The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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