and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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