If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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