So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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