Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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