it's too hot outside to masturbate.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Just pee around me
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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