that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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