is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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