I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
What a dumb baby whore.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
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