Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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