Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
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