I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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