i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
only if we run a train.
done.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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