I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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