Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
His nipple licking is glorious
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