Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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