You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
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