I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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