Are we in a gay sports bar?
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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