Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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