Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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