if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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