I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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