Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I still have a little drunk in my system
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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