I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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