he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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