I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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