I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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