Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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