I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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