i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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