I wish my penis had an off switch
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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