We're facebook friends in real life
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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