in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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