Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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