well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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