it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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