I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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