Sry I called you an 8
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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