her vagine was all disorganized.
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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