There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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