My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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