: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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