It's Friday. Sex?
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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