i may or may not be watching the land before time
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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