...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
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I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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