check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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