This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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