is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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